...So.

Turns out campfire cooking and kitchen cooking are actually very much not related.

Who woulda guessed.

I spent a lot of my time in the future doing extensive research into various things. Mostly regarding myself. I've yet to find anything pertaining to the Claire Bible anywhere on the internet. It's irrational to expect to find the Claire Bible on the Internet, since the sheer amount of knowledge contained would probably destroy something like that ( Read more... )

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO WITNESSED WHAT YOU WITNESSED. YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN.

EVER.

FOR FEAR OF DEATH.

EDIT: Fuck that. Someone owes me an explanation, and I want one now. Zel? Amelia? Xellos?